LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. God saves a church from his own wrath.

LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. Religion: sigh.  US Representative Mo Brooks (R) tells us that pre-existing conditions wouldn’t exist if you would live right–and pray.  God saves a church from his own wrath.  Ethereal penises (i.e. tornadoes).  Jim Bakkker says that Islamic people are reproducing at a rate of 700% to kill Christians–then he hawks some “tasty food buckets” that you’ll need for the rapture.  Megatron the Vagina dates drug dealers though she could do *slightly* better.  Trump doesn’t know anything about the Civil War.  This week on-the-show: JD Good, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, Megatron the Vagina, and Dakota.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days, Trump supporters are idiots, Alex Jones the actor, and more!

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days: fail; Trump supporters are idiots (obviously); Alex Jones the “actor” who supports hitting China with nuclear weapons. The LUL do their best Alex Jones impersonations–and they’re spot-on.  Stimulate the economy?  Sounds fun!  Michael Flynn: We’re dead.  Sarah Palin and her white-trash friends visit the White House.  Pat Robertson thinks about boys, and we contemplate masturbating while watching the 700 club.  Tucker Carlson is an asshole, and Jim Bakkker wants to kill judges using the “Army of God”.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP37: Gay stripping, lesbian flannel, Alex Jones is an anus, and more.

LUL EP37: Warning: more sexual crap than normal: Gay stripping, we call the 18 year-old male whose mom made him leave the club while dancing, lesbian flannel, Alex Jones is an anus, JD Goon prays to God that he kills Alex Jones, She’s a power lesbian, pathetic Info-wars cry about their funding, the Liquored Up Liberals disagree about abortion, Devos is a dog owned by Donald Tump, I smell flannel, the LUL guests are completely stoned.  We make of these people shamelessly.

LUL EP36: Lots of shade in this episode. The Orange Anus’ (Trump) super-stupid press conference. Dead Mother Teresa returns to answer questions about prayers. And much more!

LUL EP36: The Orange Anus’ (Trump) super-stupid press conference. Dead Mother Teresa returns to answer questions about prayers.  The Nerd’s grandmother put her poodle in the freezer (for real).  We wonder if Donald Trump owns only one suit.  Do your f*cking job!  Does Trump know what the word honest means?  Adam doesn’t know the Lord’s Prayer.  That’s okay, Melania Trump doesn’t know it either.  The Trump hat is a symbol.  Shepard Smith gets it right for the first time ever.  Theodore Shoebat is batsh*t crazy, as always.  We rip on Pat Robertson more than usual in this episode.  Turd Burglar thinks we should make america hard again.  We take a stroll down memory lane and watch Bob Dole’s boner commercial.  And we also learned that Trump’s motorcade was attached by Dwayne the Rock Johnson.  JD Goon calls the Jim Bakker show and gets hung-up on.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

Show personnel:  JD Goon (@thejdgoon), The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, and guests Mr. X, and Turd Burglar.

LUL EP35: Kellyanne CONway is a lying sh*t bag. Bowling Green massacre? And other Republican stupidity.

This week, the Liquored Up Liberals tackle Kellyanne CONway and her most recent stupid statements as she takes her “alternate facts” to a whole new level.  And if her lies aren’t bad enough–her face is just as offensive.  Let’s stop calling it a falsehood and call it a lie!  We play a game of F*uck, Marry, Kill.  Trump’s approval rating is around 43%.  Ha! Ha!  Trump prays on t.v. for ratings for The Apprentice.  Arnold Schwarzenegger puts the Orange Anus in his place.  Jim Bakkker, religious nut job, says terrible things about women.  This angers The Nerd, so he prays to God that The Jim Bakkker crew gets a terrible disease and dies (ease-up, he was drunk).

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

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LUL EP34: The inauguration of the Orange Anus–that no one attended. Dead Mother Teresa pays us a visit. Kellyanne Conway is dressed for the Revolutionary War!

LUL EP34: The inauguration of the Orange Anus–that no one attended.  Dead Mother Teresa pays us a visit.  Kellyanne Conway is dressed for the Revolutionary War!  We play an audio clip of Lee Greenwood’s isolated vocals at the inauguration.  Televangelist and con-artist Jim BaKKKer is up to his old tricks of scaring old people.  Melania Trump says that we will “ween”.  Jesus is pan-sexual according to Dead Mother Teresa.  A Nazi gets punched in the head–and much more!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP33: The J.D. Goon hates Republicans, but who doesn’t? Trump “ethics”: that’s not a thing. Theodore Shoebat is gay af, but he isn’t fabulous like the rest of us.

The J.D. Goon really really hates Republicans, but what person in their right mind doesn’t?  We have zero fucks to give.  The confirmation hearings are a shit show, obviously.  Shoebat is a frustrated homosexual that is homophobic.  Oh, and also, he’s a dick that is the cause of people committing suicide.  Trump might have a couple dollars in the bank, but he’s still low-rent.  Kelly Anne Conway has sex with Donald Trump?  Ted Cruz’ dad is a steaming pile of sh*t.  CNN is not fake news.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP32: A bigly good show! Pastor Jim Bakker sells adult coloring books so you have something to do in your Armageddon bunker, and Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt has sucked a few in his day. Dead Mother Theresa returns to talk about trans-gendered restroom in heaven–and more!

LUL EP32: Pastor Jim Bakker switches scare tactics, and Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt has sucked a few in his day. Dead Mother Theresa returns to talk about trans-gendered restroom in heaven.  Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt says that civil rights legislation will protect  535 types of sexual deviants–so we take a quiz to see if we can guess some of them.  Kim Kardashian as First Lady and Alex Jones lies his a$$ off and we have it on tape (yeah, old fashion tape!)  Megatron uses men–not vegetables.  Jim Bakker (the same one who went to prison for 5 years) sells adult coloring books, so you have something to do while sitting in your Armageddon bunker.

LUL EP31: The incoherent ramblings of Alex Jones of Infowars. We meet Megan the Vagina. Pat Robertson is bae–it’s gross we even said that.

LUL EP31: The incoherent ramblings of Alex Jones of Infowars. We meet Megan the Vagina. Pat Robertson is bae–it’s gross we even said that.  The LUL protest Trump Tower.  President Obama gets paid in hot dogs?  Alex Jones is married–f*cking scary!   Terrorists, murderers, rapists, and Republicans.  Keep your back door open.  Special bondage rope.  Cookie has never seen a vagina.  Megan the Vagina gets the wet pounded into it?!  Hog tied and other ridiculous things.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP30: The Liberals call a televangelist prayer line and say terrible things. The Goon asks the televangelist prayer line to pray for grabbing women by the p*ssies. Our first show since the election.

LUL EP30: The Liberals call a televangelist prayer line and say terrible things.  The Goon asks the televangelist prayer line to pray for grabbing women by the p*ssies.  Our first show since the election.  Brietbart news is mindless garbage for morons.  Cookie voted for Donald Trump?  Republicans are too stupid to recognize fake news.  new nationalism.  Glenn Beck crying and broke up with Sean Hannity.  We don’t know the kind of sports that Dakota plays.  Jade Helm idiots were wrong, of course.  Are these the apocalyptic generators that will save us from Democrats?  Stupid conservatives talking down to smart people (liberals).  Are all Trump supporters racists and sexists?  Adam a/k/a says–yes!  F*ck Duck Dynasty.  Jim Bakker is a f*cking clown!  Theodore Shoebat can die.  And other stupid things.  

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!