LUL EP33: The J.D. Goon hates Republicans, but who doesn’t? Trump “ethics”: that’s not a thing. Theodore Shoebat is gay af, but he isn’t fabulous like the rest of us.

The J.D. Goon really really hates Republicans, but what person in their right mind doesn’t?  We have zero fucks to give.  The confirmation hearings are a shit show, obviously.  Shoebat is a frustrated homosexual that is homophobic.  Oh, and also, he’s a dick that is the cause of people committing suicide.  Trump might have a couple dollars in the bank, but he’s still low-rent.  Kelly Anne Conway has sex with Donald Trump?  Ted Cruz’ dad is a steaming pile of sh*t.  CNN is not fake news.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP32: A bigly good show! Pastor Jim Bakker sells adult coloring books so you have something to do in your Armageddon bunker, and Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt has sucked a few in his day. Dead Mother Theresa returns to talk about trans-gendered restroom in heaven–and more!

LUL EP32: Pastor Jim Bakker switches scare tactics, and Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt has sucked a few in his day. Dead Mother Theresa returns to talk about trans-gendered restroom in heaven.  Pastor Gordon Klingenschmitt says that civil rights legislation will protect  535 types of sexual deviants–so we take a quiz to see if we can guess some of them.  Kim Kardashian as First Lady and Alex Jones lies his a$$ off and we have it on tape (yeah, old fashion tape!)  Megatron uses men–not vegetables.  Jim Bakker (the same one who went to prison for 5 years) sells adult coloring books, so you have something to do while sitting in your Armageddon bunker.

LUL EP31: The incoherent ramblings of Alex Jones of Infowars. We meet Megan the Vagina. Pat Robertson is bae–it’s gross we even said that.

LUL EP31: The incoherent ramblings of Alex Jones of Infowars. We meet Megan the Vagina. Pat Robertson is bae–it’s gross we even said that.  The LUL protest Trump Tower.  President Obama gets paid in hot dogs?  Alex Jones is married–f*cking scary!   Terrorists, murderers, rapists, and Republicans.  Keep your back door open.  Special bondage rope.  Cookie has never seen a vagina.  Megan the Vagina gets the wet pounded into it?!  Hog tied and other ridiculous things.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP30: The Liberals call a televangelist prayer line and say terrible things. The Goon asks the televangelist prayer line to pray for grabbing women by the p*ssies. Our first show since the election.

LUL EP30: The Liberals call a televangelist prayer line and say terrible things.  The Goon asks the televangelist prayer line to pray for grabbing women by the p*ssies.  Our first show since the election.  Brietbart news is mindless garbage for morons.  Cookie voted for Donald Trump?  Republicans are too stupid to recognize fake news.  new nationalism.  Glenn Beck crying and broke up with Sean Hannity.  We don’t know the kind of sports that Dakota plays.  Jade Helm idiots were wrong, of course.  Are these the apocalyptic generators that will save us from Democrats?  Stupid conservatives talking down to smart people (liberals).  Are all Trump supporters racists and sexists?  Adam a/k/a says–yes!  F*ck Duck Dynasty.  Jim Bakker is a f*cking clown!  Theodore Shoebat can die.  And other stupid things.  

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

LUL EP29: The Nerd’s sister is nasty. All hail the President of Utah? James Comey & the FBI circus. Pat Robertson says that demons are real!

LUL EP29: The Nerd’s sister is nasty. All hail the President of Utah? James Comey & the FBI circus. Pat Robertson says that demons are real!  The Liquored Up Liberals do our first call-in.  The trash lids are on.  Pat Robertson Halloween have modern day goblins.  “Worse than f*uck” isn’t a thing.  Trump loves the gays?  The White Nationalist Party doesn’t answer their phone.  Shoebat is a closet homosexual and is trying too hard to pretend that he doesn’t smoke the pole.  President Obama jokes about a protester and HRC gets a little testy.  Deplorables don’t have brains.  Demons are real! God has low self esteem.  And finally, we check-in on vermin supreme.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

 

LUL EP28: Dead Mother Theresa returns! We need a spaceship to fly to Mars to preach the word of the Lord? Jets for Jesus! Jesus votes to kill babies?

Dead Mother Theresa returns! Evangelicals rip people off and scare them to vote for Trump! Donald Trump sticks his foot in his mouth about Obamacare. Kenneth Copeland and Pastor Dollar get jets because, Jesus! Jesus votes to kill babies? Adam won’t do gay sh*t in Uganda. We might need a spaceship to fly to Mars to preach the word of the Lord! Jets for Jesus! We try talking like Alex Jones. Preachers are fear mongers. Nerd would steal office furniture if given the chance. Jim Bakker is an a** clown.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

 

LUL EP27: Our Podcast is Rigged! Gary Johnson calls the Orange Anus (Trump) a Pu**y! Televangelist Ken Copeland’s mug is beat!

LUL EP27: Our Podcast is Rigged! Gary Johnson calls the Orange Anus a Pu**y!  Then the Orange Anus calls Ted Cruz a pu**y!  Televangelist Ken Copeland’s mug is beat!  Trump to own a TV network when he loses the election?  Haters back off!  According to Christian Jim Bakker President Obama caused Hurricane Matthew because he didn’t say something in a press release–or some such nonsense.  Trump supporters in Michigan live in galvanized ghettos.  Women shouldn’t lead men?  Russians are full of sh*t.  Catholic Trump supporter wouldn’t care if Trump punched the Pope in the face.  Trump tells a crowd to vote on the wrong day.  Deplorables!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!

 

LUL EP26: Rapture watch! The LUL get trolled! Orange Anus! Trumpettes are a thing, we think. Dead Mother Theresa pays a visit, and urine therapy!

LUL EP26: Rapture watch! The LUL get trolled! Orange Anus! Trumpettes are a thing, we think. Dead Mother Theresa pays a visit, and urine therapy! Trump doesn’t pay taxes and a cowboy complains about Mexicans about not paying taxes while staged coyotes howl their stupid heads off. Jimmy Dore suckered us into thinking his vlog was a real thing.

LUL EP25: The Orange Anus has the sniffles and debates Hillary Clinton. RPDR and more.

The Orange Anus debates Hillary Clinton. Nerd is hit by a ball at a major league baseball game. Pat Robertson warns us about demons at Halloween.  Donald Trump has the sniffles during the debate.  The spectacle of petty by Adam a/k/a Cher.  Ru Paul Drag Race All-Stars is discussed and we are glad that Phi Phi O’hara is gone–well, all of us except for Adam.  The Goon blushes.

LUL EP24: Speaking in tongues, pastors-gone-wild, Bianca Del Rio, Trump inconveniences Adam a/k/a Cher, I’m King James b*tch!

Speaking in tongues, pastors-gone-wild, Bianca Del Rio, Trump inconveniences Adam a/k/a Cher, I’m King James b*tch!  Adam yells at police about Trump motorcade, dissecting an old woman, vaccine law prevents religitards from enrolling children, professional mourners, Ru Paul, Don Lemon from CNN turns on the heat, and Christians talk about excreted pharmaceuticals in our water supply?