LUL EP 46: Alex Jones has a meltdown & Ma’am takes a civic quiz and fails–eats a Tide laundry pod.

LUL EP 46: Alex Jones has a meltdown and apparently hates women.  Ma’am takes a civic quiz and fails–miserably.  He also agrees to eat a Tide laundry pod–why?  Who knows.

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Dead Mother Teresa, Ma’am, and The Dakota–Nova!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears. Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

THE LIQUORED UP LIBERALS ARE BACK IN THE STUDIO!

After a medium length sabbatical, the Liquored Up Liberals are back in the studio and crazy as ever.  The latest episode (Number 45) was uploaded a few days ago.  Originally, it included political discourse and other high-brow things, but after we heard Ma’am’s complete lack of knowledge concerning vaginas–we edited all of the politics out.  Sorry not sorry.

Introducing Ma’am (a/k/a Ma’am on the Lamb)

Ma’am is the latest to join the Liquored Up Liberals Podcast.  Ma’am is a 23 year old college student from Michigan.  Ma’am is a practicing homosexual who has no clue about the workings of the female anatomy (See Episode 45).  He loves animals and has a heart of gold, but sometimes common sense eludes him.  He is called Ma’am because of his unusually high-pitched voice that makes him sound like a woman.  Anytime he calls someone on the phone that he doesn’t know–they call him Ma’am.  It pisses him off–but makes us laugh.

Sometimes you will hear him referred to as “Ma’am on the lamb”.  This is because, once-upon-a-time, he was on the run from police.  Don’t worry, he’s not wanted by the police anymore.

LUL EP 45: The Gay Man’s Definitive Guide to Vaginas?

LUL EP 45:  In this episode, young and inexperienced gay men (with no vaginal experience) discuss vaginas.  Frankly, the lack of knowledge is appalling–and hilarious.  If you suffer from ADD–go straight to 3 minutes and 30 seconds.  This was not a skit.  The Liquored Up Liberal named Ma’am is freaked out when he learns about the female anatomy.  We had originally recorded political discourse, but the vagina stuff was so funny–it all got cut out.  Enjoy!

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Dead Mother Teresa, Ma’am, The Turd Burglar, and The Asian Sensation–Nova!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears. Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 43: Warning: Super offensive episode. Kids speaking in tongues. Why don’t people with down-syndrome speak in tongues? Dead Mother Teresa visits us. F-Republicans!

LUL EP 43: Warning: Super offensive episode. Kids speaking in tongues. Dead Mother Teresa visits us. F-Republicans!  Let the lord fill you–or feel you?  The Holy Spirit in the hallway. Why don’t people with down-syndrome speak in tongues?  Trump is a sell-out!  Midget porn!  I’m a Sir, not a ma’am!  70 year old man baby.  Sugarland, Texas.  Tom Delay is a dickhead and is as pasty as fuck.  Mr. X. horrifies us with his extensive knowledge of all things porn.

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a/ Cher, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 42: Wrecking ball charibs on chariots saving Trump; Dead Mother Teresa offends us; Ariana Grande is attacked for her good efforts.

LUL EP 42: “Christians” pray for Trump; Dead Mother Teresa offends us; Ariana Grande is attacked for her good efforts.  The Nerd talks about prayer performance art.  Jim Bakker’s bitch talks about angels.  If the Nerd were God he would give this guy (David Whitney) a terrible slow-killing disease.  CD radio–breaker! Breaker!  Wrecking ball anointing?  Hate filled Christians promote murder, or course.  Info Wars craziness.  Ma’am loved going to church. Dead Mother Teresa says terrible things, again.  Wrecking ball charibs on chariots saving trump from a witch hunt and praying away the impeachment.

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a/ Cher, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 41: Religious week: Religious A**holes go wild! Dead Mother Teresa stops by. Cofveve!

LUL EP 41: Religious A**holes go wild! Dead Mother Teresa stops by. Cofveve!  President Obama is running a shadow government from his kitchen.  Christards.  Dead Mother Teresa earns her pension by servicing glory holes in heaven.  Bug plug mushrooms.  Bible teaches that there’s a time for war.  Ma’am calls out Kathy Griffin for being a pussy ass bitch.  Nerd praises retarded children.  Gordon Klingenschmidt looks like an old dick that came alive in human form.  He’s got a fish on his collar he must be an asshole!  Butt shots of vodka?  Watch out for corn!  Jim Bakkker defends Trump.  Let’s blame a Muslim!  This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Cookie the Drag queen, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP40: We talk to Dead Mother Teresa about God killing babies; The LUL’s listen to Jack Van Impe for the first time; Donald trump is bigly unfairly picked-on.

LUL EP 40: We talk to Dead Mother Teresa about God killing babies. The LUL’s listen to Jack Van Impe for the first time. Donald trump has been treated bigly unfairly. Anderson Cooper takes a dump on Jeffery Lord.  Michael Flynn: Lock him up!  Lock him up!  A quiet bitch always has the most to say.  All powerful God murders babies according to Pat Robertson–and he thinks that’s a good thing!  More Donald Trump drama.  This week on the show: JD Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, Mr. X, and Ma’am.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. God saves a church from his own wrath.

LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. Religion: sigh.  US Representative Mo Brooks (R) tells us that pre-existing conditions wouldn’t exist if you would live right–and pray.  God saves a church from his own wrath.  Ethereal penises (i.e. tornadoes).  Jim Bakkker says that Islamic people are reproducing at a rate of 700% to kill Christians–then he hawks some “tasty food buckets” that you’ll need for the rapture.  Megatron the Vagina dates drug dealers though she could do *slightly* better.  Trump doesn’t know anything about the Civil War.  This week on-the-show: JD Good, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, Megatron the Vagina, and Dakota.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days, Trump supporters are idiots, Alex Jones the actor, and more!

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days: fail; Trump supporters are idiots (obviously); Alex Jones the “actor” who supports hitting China with nuclear weapons. The LUL do their best Alex Jones impersonations–and they’re spot-on.  Stimulate the economy?  Sounds fun!  Michael Flynn: We’re dead.  Sarah Palin and her white-trash friends visit the White House.  Pat Robertson thinks about boys, and we contemplate masturbating while watching the 700 club.  Tucker Carlson is an asshole, and Jim Bakkker wants to kill judges using the “Army of God”.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!