LUL EP 43: Warning: Super offensive episode. Kids speaking in tongues. Why don’t people with down-syndrome speak in tongues? Dead Mother Teresa visits us. F-Republicans!

LUL EP 43: Warning: Super offensive episode. Kids speaking in tongues. Dead Mother Teresa visits us. F-Republicans!  Let the lord fill you–or feel you?  The Holy Spirit in the hallway. Why don’t people with down-syndrome speak in tongues?  Trump is a sell-out!  Midget porn!  I’m a Sir, not a ma’am!  70 year old man baby.  Sugarland, Texas.  Tom Delay is a dickhead and is as pasty as fuck.  Mr. X. horrifies us with his extensive knowledge of all things porn.

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a/ Cher, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 42: Wrecking ball charibs on chariots saving Trump; Dead Mother Teresa offends us; Ariana Grande is attacked for her good efforts.

LUL EP 42: “Christians” pray for Trump; Dead Mother Teresa offends us; Ariana Grande is attacked for her good efforts.  The Nerd talks about prayer performance art.  Jim Bakker’s bitch talks about angels.  If the Nerd were God he would give this guy (David Whitney) a terrible slow-killing disease.  CD radio–breaker! Breaker!  Wrecking ball anointing?  Hate filled Christians promote murder, or course.  Info Wars craziness.  Ma’am loved going to church. Dead Mother Teresa says terrible things, again.  Wrecking ball charibs on chariots saving trump from a witch hunt and praying away the impeachment.

This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a/ Cher, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 41: Religious week: Religious A**holes go wild! Dead Mother Teresa stops by. Cofveve!

LUL EP 41: Religious A**holes go wild! Dead Mother Teresa stops by. Cofveve!  President Obama is running a shadow government from his kitchen.  Christards.  Dead Mother Teresa earns her pension by servicing glory holes in heaven.  Bug plug mushrooms.  Bible teaches that there’s a time for war.  Ma’am calls out Kathy Griffin for being a pussy ass bitch.  Nerd praises retarded children.  Gordon Klingenschmidt looks like an old dick that came alive in human form.  He’s got a fish on his collar he must be an asshole!  Butt shots of vodka?  Watch out for corn!  Jim Bakkker defends Trump.  Let’s blame a Muslim!  This week on LUL: J.D. Goon, The Nerd, Cookie the Drag queen, and Ma’am!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP40: We talk to Dead Mother Teresa about God killing babies; The LUL’s listen to Jack Van Impe for the first time; Donald trump is bigly unfairly picked-on.

LUL EP 40: We talk to Dead Mother Teresa about God killing babies. The LUL’s listen to Jack Van Impe for the first time. Donald trump has been treated bigly unfairly. Anderson Cooper takes a dump on Jeffery Lord.  Michael Flynn: Lock him up!  Lock him up!  A quiet bitch always has the most to say.  All powerful God murders babies according to Pat Robertson–and he thinks that’s a good thing!  More Donald Trump drama.  This week on the show: JD Goon, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, Mr. X, and Ma’am.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. God saves a church from his own wrath.

LUL EP 39: Republicans or Republicants (Obamacare repeal)? Being a Republican is a pre-existing condition, for sure. Religion: sigh.  US Representative Mo Brooks (R) tells us that pre-existing conditions wouldn’t exist if you would live right–and pray.  God saves a church from his own wrath.  Ethereal penises (i.e. tornadoes).  Jim Bakkker says that Islamic people are reproducing at a rate of 700% to kill Christians–then he hawks some “tasty food buckets” that you’ll need for the rapture.  Megatron the Vagina dates drug dealers though she could do *slightly* better.  Trump doesn’t know anything about the Civil War.  This week on-the-show: JD Good, The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, Megatron the Vagina, and Dakota.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days, Trump supporters are idiots, Alex Jones the actor, and more!

LUL EP38: Trump’s first 100 days: fail; Trump supporters are idiots (obviously); Alex Jones the “actor” who supports hitting China with nuclear weapons. The LUL do their best Alex Jones impersonations–and they’re spot-on.  Stimulate the economy?  Sounds fun!  Michael Flynn: We’re dead.  Sarah Palin and her white-trash friends visit the White House.  Pat Robertson thinks about boys, and we contemplate masturbating while watching the 700 club.  Tucker Carlson is an asshole, and Jim Bakkker wants to kill judges using the “Army of God”.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

LUL EP37: Gay stripping, lesbian flannel, Alex Jones is an anus, and more.

LUL EP37: Warning: more sexual crap than normal: Gay stripping, we call the 18 year-old male whose mom made him leave the club while dancing, lesbian flannel, Alex Jones is an anus, JD Goon prays to God that he kills Alex Jones, She’s a power lesbian, pathetic Info-wars cry about their funding, the Liquored Up Liberals disagree about abortion, Devos is a dog owned by Donald Tump, I smell flannel, the LUL guests are completely stoned.  We make of these people shamelessly.

LUL EP36: Lots of shade in this episode. The Orange Anus’ (Trump) super-stupid press conference. Dead Mother Teresa returns to answer questions about prayers. And much more!

LUL EP36: The Orange Anus’ (Trump) super-stupid press conference. Dead Mother Teresa returns to answer questions about prayers.  The Nerd’s grandmother put her poodle in the freezer (for real).  We wonder if Donald Trump owns only one suit.  Do your f*cking job!  Does Trump know what the word honest means?  Adam doesn’t know the Lord’s Prayer.  That’s okay, Melania Trump doesn’t know it either.  The Trump hat is a symbol.  Shepard Smith gets it right for the first time ever.  Theodore Shoebat is batsh*t crazy, as always.  We rip on Pat Robertson more than usual in this episode.  Turd Burglar thinks we should make america hard again.  We take a stroll down memory lane and watch Bob Dole’s boner commercial.  And we also learned that Trump’s motorcade was attached by Dwayne the Rock Johnson.  JD Goon calls the Jim Bakker show and gets hung-up on.

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

Show personnel:  JD Goon (@thejdgoon), The Nerd, Adam a/k/a Cher, and guests Mr. X, and Turd Burglar.

LUL EP35: Kellyanne CONway is a lying sh*t bag. Bowling Green massacre? And other Republican stupidity.

This week, the Liquored Up Liberals tackle Kellyanne CONway and her most recent stupid statements as she takes her “alternate facts” to a whole new level.  And if her lies aren’t bad enough–her face is just as offensive.  Let’s stop calling it a falsehood and call it a lie!  We play a game of F*uck, Marry, Kill.  Trump’s approval rating is around 43%.  Ha! Ha!  Trump prays on t.v. for ratings for The Apprentice.  Arnold Schwarzenegger puts the Orange Anus in his place.  Jim Bakkker, religious nut job, says terrible things about women.  This angers The Nerd, so he prays to God that The Jim Bakkker crew gets a terrible disease and dies (ease-up, he was drunk).

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy! 

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LUL EP34: The inauguration of the Orange Anus–that no one attended. Dead Mother Teresa pays us a visit. Kellyanne Conway is dressed for the Revolutionary War!

LUL EP34: The inauguration of the Orange Anus–that no one attended.  Dead Mother Teresa pays us a visit.  Kellyanne Conway is dressed for the Revolutionary War!  We play an audio clip of Lee Greenwood’s isolated vocals at the inauguration.  Televangelist and con-artist Jim BaKKKer is up to his old tricks of scaring old people.  Melania Trump says that we will “ween”.  Jesus is pan-sexual according to Dead Mother Teresa.  A Nazi gets punched in the head–and much more!

Note: The Liquored Up Liberals sometimes say things too awful for human ears.  Most of this gets edited out, unless the editor guy is drinking while editing–which happens frequently.  Either way, be prepared to hear naughty words–or an occasional bad edit.  Enjoy!